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Before it's too late, you'd better Wake Up and Smell the Lawyers. The book that lawyers don't want you to read - or even know about! At long last, someone has finally exposed America's legal system for what it really is - a morally bankrupt system run by corrupt individuals that efficiently and silently siphons money from each and every American citizen. Greg Hickman, the author of the book and founder of www.LawyersStink.com, will keep you entertained as he deftly moves you in and around the seedy underworld of America's legal system. His zany, crazy writing style has an amusing flair, packed with enough lawyer jokes, wacky lawyer stories and off the wall lawsuits to make you laugh your socks off. Yet Greg maintains enough of a serious edge to get his point across. And the point is this: In order to stand a fighting chance in today's sue happy society, you'd better know the lawyers better than they know themselves. If you don't, you're a sitting target and a gunning for trouble lawyer will soon be gunning for you! Do yourself and your loved ones a favor and pick up your own copy today! CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOUR COPY ONLINE TODAY!
Do you like a good lawyer joke or two ... or maybe a few hundred?
Who doesn't, except for lawyers, and who really cares what they think anyway?
Well you better get ready to laugh yourself silly because Wake Up and Smell the Lawyers has plenty of lawyer jokes. Hundreds of them. In fact, Greg believes he has put together the best collection of jokes poking fun at the legal profession ever assembled.
Think you've heard of every stupid lawsuit imaginable?
Better think again. Greg has put together dozens upon dozens of the goofiest and wackiest lawsuits that have ever disgraced America's courtrooms.
Nothing is more fun than laughing at lawyers.
Hey, let's face the music. Lawyers have been laughing at us for years (laughing all the way to the bank, that is). So what's wrong with a little payback at the lawyers' expense for a change?
Absolutely nothing.
But unfortunately, our legal system is not all fun and games. Far from it.
Law and Odor in America: One Hell of a Bad Smell
If you have you ever had to deal with ... a divorce lawyer ... a bankruptcy lawyer ... a personal injury lawyer ... or any other kind of lawyer for that matter, you already know firsthand how a lawyer can wreck total havoc on every aspect of your life.
And if you haven't, you'd better count your blessings. With a million or more lawyers cruising America's streets looking for trouble, odds are good that sooner or later they're going to come looking for you!
Will you be ready?
More than ever before, you need to Wake Up and Smell the Lawyers before it is too late!
In Wake Up and Smell the Lawyers, you will discover:
There's more!
Wake Up and Smell the Lawyers will show you:
And even more!
In Wake Up and Smell the Lawyers, we take you behind the closed doors as you peek into the back room wheeling and dealing of the legal profession, discovering some of the their most closely guarded secrets, including:
We close Wake Up and Smell the Lawyers with our own POLLUTION SOLUTION on how to clean up the whole sordid mess.
You've got too much to lose not to get your copy of Wake Up and Smell the Lawyers before it's too late.
Everywhere you turn and every place you look in America today, bloodsucking lawyers lurk at each and every corner.
Try as you might, you simply cannot escape them any longer.
No doubt about it, lawyers are here, there and … everywhere!
And that's not a pretty sight.
From those cheesy personal injury lawyer billboards dotting our highways and byways to our telephone books bloated with tawdry advertisements boasting of jackpot settlements, lawyers are here.
From their classless class action commercial blurbs littering virtually every decent sized newspaper in America to their super trashy pitches on radio and TV, lawyers are there.
From the insanely stupid and downright dopey made for TV “courtroom” shows to the syrupy prime time dramas depicting lawyers as compassionate, kindhearted, selfless saints working for the common good of mankind (I think I’m going to get sick!), lawyers are everywhere.
They’re in our face all over the place and like it or not, they’re here to stay. Wake Up and Smell the Lawyers helps the average Joe level the legal playing field!
WANT TO EVEN THE PLAYING FIELD? THEN ORDER YOUR COPY TODAY!
Take a deep breathe and you’ll choke on the fumes.
Lawyers and their sue happy clientele regularly sue anyone and everyone anytime they feel like it for virtually anything and everything under the sun - without any fear of reprisal.
Lawyers today enjoy unfettered freedom to drag anyone into court and drag everyone’s name through the dirt.
Our legal system has become a lawsuit factory.
Obscene abuses of our legal system by the deceitful, dishonorable and despicable lawyers who ply their deceitful, dishonorable and despicable trade have become commonplace.
America’s legal system, originally set in place by our country’s founding fathers, has now become a disgraceful laughingstock.
Don't wait and get caught with your pants down (and your wallet open).
Look around and you'll see all sorts of people getting sued left and right in America. And don’t think for a moment that a gunning for trouble lawyer won’t come gunning for you one of these days. The odds of you getting hammered with a lawsuit are pretty darn good - and those odds are increasing with each passing day.
What would you do if you got sued today? Where would you go to find a decent lawyer if you really needed one (it's not nearly as easy as some people think). Wake Up and Smell the Lawyers will open your eyes before you have to open your wallet.
What you don’t know can hurt you!
In his career as a real estate developer and investor, licensed real estate broker in thirteen states and owner/manager of commercial properties for the past twenty three years, Greg has experienced lawyers up close and way too personal for his own tastes.
Like it or not (and believe you me, Greg doesn't like it!), he has become intimately familiar with the legal profession by default.
After years of watching lawyers getting paid a king’s ransom to kill deals, stymie progress and basically sue anyone who can fog a mirror, Greg finally had enough of their shenanigans. As a result, he felt an overwhelming need to expose lawyers for what they are and how they adversely affect every man, woman and child living in America. Wake Up and Smell the Lawyers had to be written before it was too late.
DON'T WAIT AND BE SORRY LATER. ORDER YOUR COPY ONLINE TODAY!
All of us pay - and all of us lose, except of course the lawyers themselves.
American businesses and consumers, caught in a seemingly inextricable litigation vise, are now paying the piper – and paying through the nose.
Most of us fail to realize that every loaf of bread we buy, every gallon of gas we pump into our cars and even the clothes we put on our backs come saddled with a litigation cost attached.
Will enough ever be enough?
When it comes to lawyers, the answer is not just no -- it's hell no! Lawyers are constantly bombarding virtually every industry in America from every conceivable angle with lawsuits and more lawsuits. As a result, we pay more for just about anything and everything we purchase in America.
Why? Because big companies are forced to pass these litigation costs on down the line to their consumers. So who gets stuck with the tab? You and me, that’s who.
That's right, you pad the pockets of lawyers every day - regardless of whether you have been sued or not!
Even if you have never been smacked with a lawsuit, you still pay the piper daily. What to take a wild stab at who makes all the extra dough? No, it’s not the grocery store, the gas station or the department store. It’s the lawyers who are suing everyone like it’s going out of style (unfortunately, it’s not!).
And we’re talking billions upon billions of dollars here, costing every American family thousands of dollars annually.
How low will they go if we don’t stop them now?
Look around and you’ll see the affects of rampant litigation. Doctors are running for cover from the onslaught of lawsuits hurled in their direction. Health care costs are skyrocketing through the roof as ambulance chasing lawyers line up for the goodies.
Where innovation, creativity and ingenuity were once the magnificent cornerstones of America’s entrepreneurial drive and spirit, these precepts are now merely platitudes lawyers manipulate while seeking out innovative, creative and ingenious ways to sue the pants off those around us.
There's a new game in town: Sue onto others before they sue unto you.
Lawsuits, conflicts, fighting, fusing and fuming now rule the day while the lawyers, not surprisingly, rule the roost.
As an American citizen, I am embarrassed to witness the systematic debasement of our country’s moral fabric as lawyers methodically condition our populace to sue anyone and everyone anytime they feel the whim to do so.
What ever happened to right and wrong in America?
Lawyers came along, that’s what! Truth and justice, once cornerstone principles of our legal system, are now considered obsolete relics of a bygone era and summarily dismissed as silly and irrelevant.
The antiquated notion of the legal system actually determining who’s right and wrong has been replaced by lawyers seeing how much money they can squeeze from their clients and opponents alike.
America now finds itself saddled with a government of the lawyers, by the lawyers and for the lawyers.
Are you ready to take America back from the lawyers?
Wake Up and Smell the Lawyers walks you through the inner workings of America’s judicial system, where good old boy networks and back room dealings are the name of the game.
In spite of all their crowing to the contrary, the legal profession’s primary concern is not about their clients (and never has been) nor is it about protecting the rights of the so-called little guy (which in reality most lawyers couldn’t give a hoot about). Getting paid is, and always has always been, the only thing lawyers care about.
Throughout Wake Up and Smell the Lawyers, we poke fun at the seedy, sleazy underworld of the legal profession in a thought provoking yet lighthearted manner.
While we make no apologies whatsoever for the humor and sarcasm we direct at the shameful legal community at large, we have at least graciously withheld the names of the crackpot lawyers and their dopey clientele who have collectively made a mockery of the legal profession.
Have you had enough of lawyers and lawsuits?
The cheats and scoundrels that masquerade as lawyers today care about only two things - and that’s how much money they can make and how much power they can wield over the rest of us.
If we permit these shameless hucksters to run rampant and unchecked in their irresponsible pursuit of power, money and control, we will watch any vestiges of truth, justice and our American way of life get trampled in the process.
We simply can no longer afford to allow these snake oil peddling slime bags to run the show and run America into the ground.
It’s time to help stomp out the stench.
Will we allow the renegade lawyers to continue their reckless reign, further reducing a once proud nation into a sorry collection of crybabies looking to blame others for their pathetic plight while suing the pants off of their fellow Americans or do we take our medicine and work to turn this mess around?
Are we ready to seize our country back from the greedy clutches of hundreds of thousands of avaricious lawyers seeking to siphon every remaining dollar left in America into their already burgeoning coffers?
Are you ready to get in the game?
Are we prepared to restore some semblance of respect and honor to our legal system or are we going to continue to sit on the sidelines while lawyers flush what little decency, accountability and integrity that remains in America straight down the toilet?
It’s our choice to make. In America, it’s never too late to do the right thing. Working together, we can make a real difference.
You need to wake up and smell the lawyers before it's too late!
Like it or not, lawyers have become a part of the litigious landscape of 21st Century America and Wake Up and Smell the Lawyers helps the average American citizen level the playing field.
It is an absolute must read for students of all ages, adults young and old alike, business owners, executives, real estate agents, salespeople, retirees - in fact just about everyone living in our country can profit immeasurably from the message contained in Wake Up and Smell the Lawyers.
Wake Up and Smell the Lawyers provides an insightful and provocative overview of the rampant abuse of America’s legal system intended to make you think. But we’ve also tossed in a heaping helping of rib tickling lawyer jokes (how could we possibly leave them out?) sprinkled throughout the book designed to make you laugh. After all, laughing at lawyers is America’s favorite past time. We close the book with our pollution solution to help purge America of this litigation madness.
You can get your copy of Wake Up and Smell the Lawyers by simply clicking order here or, if you prefer, can call us toll free at 1-888-547-6462 to place your order.
E-book version will soon be available!
Here's wishing you and your family a lawyer free day.
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