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How Do You Say "Lawsuit" in Russian?


It looks like the fashion to sue fast food enterprises has finally gone global now that a thirty-seven-year-old Muscovite (Russia) woman is seeking 100,000 rubles ($3,500.00) in compensation from McDonald's for the burn she suffered from a spilled cup of McDonald's coffee.. The lawsuit has been filed at one of Moscow district counts.

According to the story as told by the claimant, she was coming out of McDonald's restaurant on May 5th when "I pushed the heavy door with my hand, while carrying the tray with the other. The door slammed and spilled the cup of coffee on me. I asked the personnel of the restaurant, if they could help me out, but they just said that they had run out of ointment and brought a towel and some ice."

The woman went to a hospital and then  to Russia's Sklifosofsky's Institute, where she was diagnosed with first and second degree burns.

The woman's lawyer believes that the restaurant violated the customer's right for safe services and broke the requirement of the Russian Surgeon General, which obliged public catering establishments to have first-aid kits.

The administration of McDonald's division in Russia believes that the claim from the Russian client is not worth considering. "There is a warning written in Russian on every McDonald's coffee cup: "Caution, hot!" The written warning guarantees that the goods are safe for customers," the company's press secretary stated. Good grief, haven't they learned anything at all from America's lawyers?

The coffee lawsuit filed by the Muscovite is the first one in Russia's law practice, but probably not the last. Russian legal experts differ in their opinions as far as its perspective is concerned. Lawyer Kirill Smirnov thinks that the claimant has very few chances to win the trial, as McDonald's lawyers have had such incidents in the past. Another lawyer, Gamlet Atanesyan, is certain that the woman's lawsuit may be upheld: "Services must be safe. Customers are not supposed to think that something can fall down on them from the ceiling, that a chair can break, or a door can slam them, as it happened in this case," the expert said.

Oh well, I guess they can discuss the case over a Big Mac and a bag of fries.

Source: Pravada.ru, "Russian citizen sues McDonald's over spilled coffee," 11/15/2004.
 

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