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Party Pooper.


A police officer, investigating a noise complaint at a bachelorette party in Gainesville, Florida was mistaken as the entertainment for the night.

The partygoers thought the Gainesville police officer  was a stripper, and they didn't realize he was legitimate until he drove away with the bride-to-be in handcuffs. Although they never touched the officer, the partiers were wondering when the show would begin.

The 30-year-old officer, a married, six-year veteran of the force, issued a noise warning, and as part of procedure, he also ran a warrants check on the bride-to-be. That's when he found that the 24-year-old woman had an outstanding warrant for a violation of probation involving an almost 2-year-old open-container citation.

Said the officer: "I told her about the open container. Her friends, they were saying, 'I'm sure he's joking.' I guess she was waiting for somebody to tell her the joke was over. I don't think it hit home until we were actually in the car."

Court records show she had failed to pay $11 in connection with the citation, resulting in the probation violation and a warrant. The woman's bond set at $11, and she was released.
 

Source: The Gainesville Sun, AP, June 3, 2003, "Bachelorettes Mistake Cop for Stripper."

 

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