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Looks like the city of Chicago has about half a million dollars less after it agreed to a tentative settlement of a class-action lawsuit filed on behalf of people arrested or ticketed over the past four years for panhandling. Say what?

That's right, people arrested or ticketed in Chicago for panhandling may have hit the jackpot in the proposed settlement that will cost the city a cool $500,000.

Well, in reality, the panhandlers will do OK while the lawyers bringing the lawsuit will pocket the majority of the loot. Under the settlement terms, panhandlers who were actually arrested can file a claim for $400 while the rest of the class, those who were merely ticketed, can receive up to fifty bucks.

In total, the panhandlers will receive about $99,000 and $375,000 will go to their attorneys.

The preliminary settlement  is part of a constitutional battle and debate over Chicago's panhandling ordinance that was enacted in 1991. Mark Weinberg, the attorney who represented the plaintiffs in the case, filed a lawsuit in 2001 on behalf of three clients and later certified it as a class action. The next year, the ordinance was repealed.

Once the deal is finalized, people will have three months to file a claim, and checks will be cut in April, Weinberg said.

Sources: ABC7Chicago.com, "City agrees to pay panhandlers to settle lawsuit," November 9, 2003.
 

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