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CORONA, Calif. — According to Court TV, it looks like a waiter at a local Sizzler restaurant has been fired after making an unwanted home delivery.

It all started when Darlene Keller was dining at the restaurant with her family and parents when she asked for vegetables to accompany her steak dinner.

According to the police report, the employee yelled, "We don't have any vegetables. I can bring you a baked potato or French fries."

Darlene's husband, Wayne, insisted that the waiter bring her some vegetables. The waiter returned with a small salad.

The Kellers summoned the manager, who apologized for the waiter's behavior and cooked Darlene Keller a plate of broccoli and cauliflower. However, the vegetables were the only thing getting steamed at the restaurant. The employee was already plotting his revenge.

After work, the employee along with his oldest brother and girlfriend went to the Keller's home and threw eggs against the house, plastered trees with toilet paper and sprinkled flour and maple syrup on the lawn. They then rang the doorbell several times and about 1 a.m. and waited to see the Kellers' reaction.

Within minutes, the police arrested the employee and the others, charging them with misdemeanor vandalism.  Sizzler said it has fired the employee.

Source: FindLaw.com, Court TV, "Would you like to take that home?"
 

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