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Getting His Stash Back.


Usually people go to court to fight a drug rap. But one California man is going to court to get his drugs back.

Michael Celli, 42, who had a pound of medicinal marijuana seized by police, says he needs it to ease chronic migraine headaches.

Celli had hoped to receive his stash back after a judge ordered Chowchilla police to return it, citing a 1996 California referendum legalizing marijuana for medicinal use.

But Police Chief John Robinson called the Drug Enforcement Agency instead. The freezer bag full of pot will remain in an evidence locker until federal agents pick it up.

"It was suggested by the district attorney's office to confer with the DEA," said Robinson. "If I release it to (Celli), I can be arrested for a felony, which is trafficking and distributing."

Celli, while being issued a citation for illegal parking April 25, 2003, was booked on suspicion of drug possession with intent to sell . He said an officer laughed when he showed a card to prove he had medical reasons for using marijuana.

Robinson said Celli had "one of these cards you can buy on the street corner in San Francisco," not a doctor's prescription as mandated by state law.

Robinson also said he's following a 2001 U.S. Supreme Court decision that declared the state medical marijuana statute does not take precedence over federal drug laws.

Source: FindLaw.com, AP, "Man Goes to Court to Get His Drugs Back," July 9, 2003.

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