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Talk About A Happy Meal.


This past weekend, McDonald's fattened the wallets of 15 customers with million-dollar prizes; payouts from an instant-win giveaway in which people could win just by wandering into one of the fast-food restaurants on Friday, Saturday or Sunday. But because of the scandal that sparked the $15 million giveaway, few customers knew that they could become millionaires.

So why was McDonald's tossing cash around like Frisbees in the park? To settle a long running class action lawsuit, that's why.

In 2001, the company was tarred by the so-called Simon Marketing scandal, when FBI investigators revealed that employees of Los Angeles-based Simon had stolen millions of dollars in prizes for such McDonald's contests as "Monopoly" and "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?"

McDonald's was not implicated in the scheme, which centered on a worker at an outside company that had administered the promotions until then. But within two weeks, McDonald's announced a $10 million Instant Prize Giveaway "to right this wrong," as then-chairman Jack Greenberg said in a press release.

But evidently $10 million was not enough to match the scope of the fraud. After all, there were dozens lawyers that needed to make a few million bucks as well.

So a second giveaway was put together. But this time around, there was no fanfare or publicity, since the settlement stipulated that McDonald's could not make this giveaway a promotion.

So $15 million is to be given away this weekend with another $2 million is to be spent administering the giveaway. And of course there's that little matter of paying the lawyers who brought the lawsuit. Their chunk of the giveaway: $3 million was divided up among the 28 lawyers involved.

Sources: Boston Globe, "Want fries with that settlement? " March 3, 2004; Fort Worth Star-Telegram, "McDonald's pays millions in quiet instant-win game," March 8, 2004.
 

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