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Fake Lawyer Sent to Jail.


It looks like a California convicted felon, who managed to pose as a lawyer and represent hundreds of clients, has been sent away on an all expenses paid 12 1/2 year trip up the river.

Harold David Goldstein told the federal judge at his sentencing hearing that he made sincere efforts to represent his clients despite his lack of a law license. I guess the sincere part of his explanation must have been a dead giveaway that he wasn't a lawyer.

Goldstein stated that he won 25 cases in the eight months that he operated a busy Newport Beach law practice. Hmmm, doesn't it kind of make you wonder how the 25 so-called real lawyers who lost to Goldstein feel right about now?

"I lied about being a lawyer but other than the lie, everything else was totally legit," Goldstein said. Hey, give the guy his props. At least he had the lying part of being a lawyer down pat.

Among the hundreds of clients Goldstein represented in his brief but eventful 'fake lawyer' stint were many immigrants at deportation hearings. 

A jury convicted Goldstein of perjury in August, 2003 and he pleaded guilty to fraud. He was arrested six months earlier after a former partner in his law firm discovered the deception and contacted authorities.

Goldstein has other convictions dating to the 1970s when he was found guilty of defrauding 13,000 investors in a commodities scheme and selling $1 million in phony gold contracts.

In 1980, the Los Angeles County district attorney charged him with stealing $4 million from small businesses seeking loans at a phony overseas bank that he and a partner established. He was sentenced to 10 years in prison but released in 1986.

And who says crime doesn't pay?

Source: FindLaw.com, AP, "Fake Lawyer Sentenced to 12 Years," March 24, 2005.

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