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A Dope Caught With Some Dope.


A man, after emptying his pockets before going through a Polk County (Iowa) courthouse metal detector, suddenly realized that he had tossed a small bag of marijuana into the security tray.

When it dawned on Clyde Lamar Pace, II at what he had done, he decided to make a beeline for the exits. But as luck would have (at least for the authorities), he ran the wrong direction and straight into a locked revolving door.

"He threw in a baggie of marijuana without realizing it, and the person working the security post said, 'Hey, what is this?'" said the Chief Deputy. "He kind of gave that old I've-been-caught look, and the chase was on."

Pace was arrested for drug possession and resisting arrest. The arrest caused him to miss a scheduled hearing on drug and driving charges filed after a traffic stop last month.

Talk about a dope.

Source: FindLaw.com, AP, "Man Caught With Marijuana at Courthouse," January 16, 2004.
 

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