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Charmed, Not Armed.


In the Christmas spirit of giving, south Florida police say a bank robber has used his good manners to rob banks of thousands of dollars, usually wishing the bank tellers a Merry Christmas before he steals the money.

It seems the thief uses his charms to make the heists, since he  walks into the banks always unarmed. Once he approaches the teller, he offers up a warm greeting, "I hope you have a Merry Christmas," as  he hands over a note demanding money.

Police said the note says, "I am a robber, give me all the money, don't give me any dye pack, you have 20 seconds."

The man then takes the loot, places it inside his own envelope and calmly strolls out of the bank. Police suspect he hit banks in Broward and Miami-Dade counties over the past month.

The latest strike occurred at a Wachovia Bank in Hollywood, Florida, where the well mannered bandit walked off with more than $5,000.

"In all of them he is extremely polite," Hollywood police Capt. Tony Rode said. "Notwithstanding his polite manners we consider him a dangerous felon."

Source: AP, "Polite Robber Hitting Banks in Fla.," December 24, 2003.

 

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